Monday, September 24, 2007

how to pee on a tree like a professional!

first step - spot the right tree. one without bushes will do just fine.
step 2 - go to the tree for a closer inspection. make sure the ground around it is safe to stay on without dirtying your shoes.
step 3 - check the weather conditions. wind direction and speed is critical.
step 4 - get in position with your back to the wind and let it rip. enjoy with a loud step - wiggle and leave the scene like nothing happened.

1 comment:

Cory said...

Very funny =)))))