Tuesday, September 25, 2007
how to pee on a church on a sunday and live!
first step - secretly climb on the roof of the church. retreive accurate wind direction and speed data, vital for this mission. step 2 - position yourself near the church. mingle with the crowd when possible, so everything seems normal. step 3 - move in position next to the front door of the church. pretend you're praying, or meditating, or something. step 4 - when nobody is watching, aim your device with your praying hands as to disguise the gesture. use the wind to succesfully pee on the church without affecting your pants.final step - run as fast as you can before they realise what happened.