first step - stand in front of a doughnut shop. wait until a cop car arrives and the cops go inside.
step 2 - get close to the vehicle. pretend you're waiting to cross the street.
step 3 - swiftly turn to the police car and proceed to pee on it. do this fast, before the light turns green.
final step - cross the street normaly.
first step - secretly climb on the roof of the church. retreive accurate wind direction and speed data, vital for this mission.
step 2 - position yourself near the church. mingle with the crowd when possible, so everything seems normal.
step 3 - move in position next to the front door of the church. pretend you're praying, or meditating, or something.
step 4 - when nobody is watching, aim your device with your praying hands as to disguise the gesture. use the wind to succesfully pee on the church without affecting your pants.
final step - run as fast as you can before they realise what happened.
first step - position yourself in front of the target house. pretend you're waiting for someone.
step 2 - wait untill all the lights in the house go dark. when the time is right, slightly knock on the door to make sure everybody's fast asleep.
step 3 - proceed to urinate on their front door. make sure you aim at a right angle so you don't sprinkle your shoes.
final step - slowly leave the scene so you don't arouse suspicion.
first step - spot the right tree. one without bushes will do just fine.
step 3 - check the weather conditions. wind direction and speed is critical.
step 4 - get in position with your back to the wind and let it rip. enjoy with a loud sound.
final step - wiggle and leave the scene like nothing happened.